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Carry a few with you at all times even when you are not clowning around.
Become an instant clown ambassador of good will with this set. Educate and entertain your audience. Whenever you hear "clowns are creepy" or "I hate clowns" hand them a card with a foam nose attached. It is the perfect way to neutralize the situation without having to break character.
Little things like red noses can mean a lot. I always manage to have one in my purse or pocket or car. Why? Because, like rubber chickens, they make me smile. You don’t have to be in clown to wear one. Put it on as you go through the drive through! See if they even notice. Have a spare to share!
Try this patter:
“My goodness! It is too bad you were blessed with such a little nose. I have just the right thing to help you out until yours grows to the appropriate size and color!”
Bam! Give them the nose to put on! It costs .50 cents. You may want to keep it for a little something special. But the smiles you get will be worth it.
Just a little good will to brighten someone’s day!
On the front side it says
On the back side it says
A Clown is NOT:
…Those people are misguided creeps.
They scare us too!
>> More advice on using them can be found on our blog: www.mooseburger.com
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